January 2012
biggest failure of 2011:
melodicpond:
charlielikesdragons:
pottermore
STILL WAITING
BITCH ASS POTTERMORE, LET ME THE FUCK IN
December 2011
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5 Favorite Music Videos of 2011
This time of year, every motherfucker with a blog is a damn analyst or critic of some sort. I am no exception. Me, along with my inflated sense of self, decided to pay homage to the lost art of the music video. They’re damn near irrelevant nowadays, so cheers who the ones who got me to sit through an entire video this year!
5. Foster the People - Pumped Up Kicks
Overplayed song,...
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I was gonna buy condoms while grocery shopping...
which was highly presumptuous of me, considering I don’t have a regular sex guy. Guess I think I’m gonna have a great New Year’s Eve….?
Anyway, my point is, why are there SO MANY FUCKING KINDS of condoms?
Extra lube! Barely there! Super neon! Regular lube! Ribbed! Vibrating? Condoms in girl packaging! Condoms in boy packaging! Glow in the dark! Quirky shapes! French...
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Because people keep asking me why Dragon Tattoo...
elizagolightly:
What upsets me most about the rape scene in Dragon Tattoo is that it DOES glorify rape because the tone isn’t as much of horror as it is sexual. It doesnt highlight the violence as much as it does the man getting off, the fetishism of the violence …which isn’t the tone it should have if the goal is to show rape negatively.
Showing Lisbeth limping, bruised, and bleeding in the...
I'll bet Wicki and Stiglitz spoke Italian...
lehxluthor:
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A Haiku
5:30pm
About to go into work
Porn on my dashboard.
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BTW I got a Kindle.
face-down-asgard-up:
scarygodmother:
-rosasparks-:
ooodles:
And I love it.
But, if one more person tells me they wouldn’t get one because they ‘like books.’ I’m going to slap them.
I like books. That’s why I got a kindle. I do not have endless amounts of space for print books.
WORD THE FUCK UP.
I had some douchewaffle tell me they like to ‘turn the pages’ and I just rolllllled my...
I don't follow (or even understand) American...
hermione-ganja:
Like, he just does.
Most accurate criticism of Tim Tebow in all the internet
“everything is a ~trend~ when a wispy white heifer gets ahold of it”
– keyser-swayze (via rednailpolishblackmascara)
Some cool Christmas things I got
Cuz consumerism is the reason for the season…..
I got some cool things I wanted to share with yall, mainly:
The Lord of the Rings trilogy, plus The Hobbit! I’ve never read any but….I’ve seen gifs. I’ve been wanting to read it for awhile, and my mom was a fan growing up, so she got me the whole darn deal. Yay!
Harry Potter 8-disc set. I only had movies 6 & 7.1,...
elizagolightly asked: I want a JJ rant. Tell me all the reasons you hate Zoeey Deschanel.
supersoygrrrl:
reblog so people know who you are
Name: JJ!
Tumblr Name: fuckyeah-jj
Nickname(s): JJ….damn this is getting repetitive. But a lotta irl folks call me Jay
Birthday: May 14. Such a classic Taurus, too.
Relationship Status: Sin-gal
Random fact about you: I live with a boy—my first time doing so. He’s been my buddy for 4 years and living with him is...
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face-down-asgard-up:
alcohallic:
is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time
yes it looks like this
…Party Toddler?
ily gurl
Watchsuper-eklectic1:
stop tryin to ruin people’s fandoms!
take a damn seat
I find her voice so soothing. Like, Morgan Freeman-eque type soothing.
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