February 2012
now i have the mental image of a statue of Plato high-fiving a statue of Socrates while an angry statue of Aristotle looks on
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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Watchwontonpoop:
violentblowjobs:
i was more surprised by his voice than the pencils.
OMFG
There are big things awaiting you out there in the real world, kid. You go forth and prosper, you.
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Here's why the "Make me a sandwich, [epithet for...
missworded:
Women are unequal in our society. They are underpaid, underrepresented in government and business, and often considered little more than walking egg sacs.
So the “make me a sandwich” line does nothing but emphasize a status quo that’s been around for thousands of years. It’s not new. It’s not interesting. It’s the same old fucking thing.
It’s not a joke — it’s life.
It’s...
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ew, the male gaze is so boring
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gustdair:
iNTERNET SLANG IS SO HARD
is it shake my head or so much hope
is it jesus fucking christ or just for clarification
is it give me hope or give me head
MTE.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction"...
Oh, Quentin
Let’s talk, Tumblr
I feel like me and you don’t hang out as much as we used to. Stick it in my ask and let me know what’s new with you, or introduce yourself. Seriously, give me five facts about your foxy self and I will read them and respond and cool stuff like that.
Or you can ask me stupid shit and I’ll never figure out who you are because anon is on~~
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I’ve had a long, stressful day
I’m drinking wine and eating Chistmas-themed mac & cheese
I have a frozen cannoli thawing on the counter
guys want me, yall
ahmerde asked: IT WAS A THEMED PARTY. Do you get butthurt on halloween, too? The party was themed as a GANGSTER party.
Jonathan Ross: so when you gave up coffee what were some of the withdraw symptoms?
Robert Downey Jr: the only withdraw symptom is loss of will and desire to live
Jonathan Ross: so nothing major?
Robert Downey Jr: nope
GPOY Lent
kanyelujah replied to your post: quelola replied to your photo: I….I don’t…I don’t…
why does she have to be the perfect d.v. victim role model for every fucking body? she’s the not the only person out there enabling chris brown & his fuckery & it’s kind of gross people are treating her like she is, calling her selfish & stupid etc.
She doesn’t HAVE to do anything. And she...
quelola replied to your photo: I….I don’t…I don’t understand.
Is this real life? I can not with her anymore…
I just…I find it so triggering that she associates with him, especially publicly. I went through a domestic violence situation and watching her move backwards makes me sick, breaks my heart, and INFURIATES me. Especially since most of the replies to that tweet say, “Get back...
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