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hermione-ganja asked: YOUR TURN TO ANSWER 22 AND 23, GURL.

HMMMM

I didn’t realize at first that they’re basically the same question, lol

22. What’s your “type”?

I don’t box myself in. Right now, I have a thing for skinny jeans wearing hipsters with beards, but my usual type is your standard American athlete. The common denominator is usually height—I like me some tall dudes. However, the guy I’m into at the moment is like 5’7”. As personality types go, I need an assertive guy with the ability to make fun of himself.

23. What are some of your favorite physical characteristics for your crush to have?

My main concern at the moment is facial hair and…well, hair. I love light stubble and a near pompadour—which I know you love too, girl. I also have this kinda weird thing for forearms—I LOVE A MAN’S FOREARMS. Have mercy if he’s wearing a 3/4 length sleeve shirt…have mercy. Also for the most part I like dark-haired guys…although the short guy I mentioned earlier is blonde. 

I DUNNO. I LIKES WHAT I LIKES.