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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “The Entrance to any Retail Establishment”Bottom Text: “Apparently has the magical ability to make people dumber.”] A customer walked in a couple days ago and said, “where are your t-shirts?” WHERE ARE OUR T  SHIRTS We are a department store. There are literally t-shirts EVERYWHERE. So I said, “there are literally t-shirts everywhere.” But added in my retail voice, “Was there a specific brand or color you were looking for?” Them, annoyed by the specificity of my question: “No! Just a t-shirt!” OKAY WELL MAYBE FUCKING TAKE A SMALL GANDER AT THE 40 MILLION TSHIRTS THAT ARE STARING DOWN YOUR DUMBASS RIGHT NOW FUCK I MEAN SHIT MAN  FUCKING T-SHIRTS HOW DO THEY WORK

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “The Entrance to any Retail Establishment”

Bottom Text: “Apparently has the magical ability to make people dumber.”]

A customer walked in a couple days ago and said, “where are your t-shirts?”

WHERE ARE OUR

T 

SHIRTS

We are a department store. There are literally t-shirts EVERYWHERE. So I said, “there are literally t-shirts everywhere.” But added in my retail voice, “Was there a specific brand or color you were looking for?”

Them, annoyed by the specificity of my question: “No! Just a t-shirt!”

OKAY WELL MAYBE FUCKING TAKE A SMALL GANDER AT THE 40 MILLION TSHIRTS THAT ARE STARING DOWN YOUR DUMBASS RIGHT NOW

FUCK

I MEAN SHIT MAN 

FUCKING T-SHIRTS HOW DO THEY WORK

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    That gets pretty obvious when they enter trough the door with the sign “EXIT”
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